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After you purchase the 10, either add which free cards you would like in the notes or through a message.\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eAge checks and sniff tests aside — this cheeky card reads: “I’m not saying you’re old but if you were milk i’d sniff you first.” Perfect for friends with a savage sense of humor who appreciate a blunt, hilarious roast more than a sappy card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne funny birthday\/roast card printed on thick, premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" – perfect for mailing or gifting\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“I’m not saying you’re old but if you were milk i’d sniff you first”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny birthday cards for friends with a dark sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\nRoast-style cards and gag gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nMilestone birthdays and adult parties\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who loves blunt, savage humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nBold, unforgettable wording that gets an immediate laugh\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal design—way better than a bland store card\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for the friend who can take (and dish) a joke\u003cbr\u003e\nA memorable keepsake that stands out in any card stack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShipping Info\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged carefully in protective sleeve \u0026amp; rigid mailer to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"4.25\u0026quot; x 5.5\u0026quot; \/ 1 card","offer_id":54644016283939,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4.25\u0026quot; x 5.5\u0026quot; \/ 8 cards","offer_id":54644016316707,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\u0026quot; x 7\u0026quot; \/ 1 card","offer_id":54644016349475,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\u0026quot; x 7\u0026quot; \/ 8 cards","offer_id":54644016382243,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7274154722_asr0.jpg?v=1767991169"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-nursing-home-humor-for-friends","title":"Funny Birthday Card: Nursing Home Humor for Friends","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd some outrageous humor to a birthday with this hilarious card! Featuring an illustration of an old lady sitting in a chair with a birthday cake in front of her, the card reads: “You’re going to be one of those old people in the nursing home that bites people.” Perfect for friends or family who love dark humor, sarcastic jokes, and offbeat birthday wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne funny birthday card printed on thick, premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" – great for mailing or gifting\u003cbr\u003e\nEnvelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“You’re going to be one of those old people in the nursing home that bites people.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny birthday cards for friends and family\u003cbr\u003e\nDark humor and sarcastic greeting cards\u003cbr\u003e\nMilestone birthdays like 30th, 40th, 50th, or 60th\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who appreciates a twisted sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nUnique and bold illustration\u003cbr\u003e\nDarkly funny design that gets a laugh\u003cbr\u003e\nA birthday card they definitely won’t forget\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for fans of edgy humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShipping Info\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged carefully to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644016415011,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644016447779,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644016480547,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644016513315,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7429058403_lpl0.jpg?v=1767991169"},{"product_id":"this-dumpster-fire-wouldnt-be-the-same-without-you-greeting-card","title":"This Dumpster Fire Wouldn't Be The Same Without You: Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the chaos with humor! This funny card features an illustration of a flaming dumpster with the phrase “This dumpster fire wouldn’t be the same without you.” It’s the perfect mix of sarcasm and affection, making it a great choice for birthdays, anniversaries, friendship, or just to remind someone they’re an essential part of your wild little world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne funny greeting card printed on thick, premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" – easy to mail or gift\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“This dumpster fire wouldn’t be the same without you.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny birthday cards for friends or coworkers\u003cbr\u003e\nAnniversary cards with a sarcastic twist\u003cbr\u003e\nQuirky love notes or friendship cards\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who embraces life’s chaos with humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nRelatable design that’s both funny and heartfelt\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal illustration with bold, eye-catching style\u003cbr\u003e\nA unique card they’ll actually want to keep\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect balance of sarcasm and appreciation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShipping Info\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged carefully to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644016546083,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644016578851,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644016611619,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644016644387,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7234085788_kgc4.jpg?v=1767991170"},{"product_id":"you-look-damn-good-for-someone-born-in-the-1900s-funny-birthday-card","title":"You Look DAMN GOOD For Someone Born in the 1900s - Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eGetting older has never looked this good! This funny birthday card reads: “You look damn good for someone born in the 1900s.” Perfect for friends, coworkers, or family members who can laugh about getting older and still looking fabulous. Equal parts compliment and insult — the best kind of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ What You’ll Receive:\u003cbr\u003e\nOne (1) funny birthday card printed on thick, premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable in 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" — perfect for mailing or gifting\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🗣️ Front Text Reads:\u003cbr\u003e\n“You look damn good for someone born in the 1900s.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny birthday cards for friends and coworkers\u003cbr\u003e\nOver-the-hill or milestone birthdays\u003cbr\u003e\nPeople with a great sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who’s aging like fine wine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Why This Card Stands Out:\u003cbr\u003e\nAging humor that’s bold but still flattering\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-quality design and printing\u003cbr\u003e\nA card they’ll actually laugh at (and probably keep)\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect mix of sass, sarcasm, and charm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged carefully to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644018315555,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644018348323,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644018381091,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644018413859,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7314821890_k2s0.jpg?v=1767991185"},{"product_id":"youre-at-the-point-in-life-where-candles-cost-more-than-the-cake-funny-birthday-card","title":"You're at the Point in Life Where Candles Cost More than the Cake: Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eGrowing older has never been so expensive… or so funny. This birthday card reads: “You’re at the point in life where candles cost more than the cake.” Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate sarcastic humor about aging gracefully (or not so gracefully).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne funny birthday card printed on thick, premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\"  – easy to mail or gift\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“You’re at the point in life where candles cost more than the cake.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny birthday cards for friends and family\u003cbr\u003e\nOver-the-hill birthdays\u003cbr\u003e\nSarcastic humor lovers\u003cbr\u003e\nCoworker birthday cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nRelatable and witty design that hits just right\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect mix of sarcasm and humor\u003cbr\u003e\nA birthday card they’ll actually laugh at\u003cbr\u003e\nMakes aging a little less painful (and more hilarious)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShipping Info\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged carefully to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644018643235,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644018676003,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644018708771,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644018741539,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7313203195_ktku.jpg?v=1767991188"},{"product_id":"funny-friendship-card-inappropriate-humor-birthday-card","title":"Funny Friendship Card: Inappropriate Humor Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the friend who always makes you laugh at the worst (and best) times! This funny friendship card reads “Thank you for being the friend that I cannot sit next to at serious events,” making it the perfect card for birthdays, thank you’s, or just because. 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Featuring the phrase “How do you know if you’re getting old? Fall down. If people laugh you’re young. If people panic you’re old,” this funny card is perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate witty, relatable humor about aging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne funny greeting card printed on thick, premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" – easy to mail or gift\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“How do you know if you’re getting old? Fall down. If people laugh you’re young. 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This card features a charming illustration of a rotary phone with the phrase “We’ve been friends this long,” making it perfect for birthdays, friendship anniversaries, or just because. 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Featuring two frogs sitting on lily pads, this sweet card reads: “Together Till We Croak.” Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just reminding someone that your love is truly forever (or at least until the croak).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ What You’ll Receive:\u003cbr\u003e\nOne (1) funny love or anniversary card printed on premium, thick cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside—write your own personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size: 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" — perfect for mailing or gifting\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🗣️ Front Text Reads:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Together Till We Croak”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\nAnniversary cards for partners or spouses\u003cbr\u003e\nValentine’s Day or “just because” love cards\u003cbr\u003e\nFans of cute animal puns and whimsical design\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who enjoys humor and romance combined\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Why This Card Stands Out:\u003cbr\u003e\nAdorable frog illustration with bright, cheerful colors\u003cbr\u003e\nClever, punny message that’s heartfelt and funny\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-quality cardstock and professional printing\u003cbr\u003e\nA card that’s memorable and keeps the smile hopping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged in a protective sleeve \u0026amp; rigid mailer\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"4.25\u0026quot; x 5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644037058851,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\u0026quot; x 7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644037091619,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7381402792_mvq6.jpg?v=1767991364"},{"product_id":"your-warranty-has-officially-expired-funny-birthday-card","title":"Your Warranty Has Officially Expired: Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eGetting older is rough… but at least it comes with jokes. 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This funny belated birthday card features a bright pink background with a blue and white striped candle, burnt wick as if it was just blown out, and the phrase “I blew it. Happy Belated.” A playful and lighthearted way to say sorry for missing the big day while still showing you care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne greeting card printed on thick, premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\"– perfect for mailing or gifting\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“I blew it. 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This blunt and hilarious Christmas card says exactly what you’re thinking: “Merry Christmas, Asshole.” Equal parts festive and offensive, it’s perfect for that friend, sibling, or coworker who thrives on sarcasm and inappropriate humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ What You’ll Receive:\u003cbr\u003e\nOne (1) funny adult Christmas card printed on premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal (or equally rude) message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose between 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" — easy to mail or gift\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🗣️ Front Text Reads:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Merry Christmas, Asshole.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny Christmas cards for friends or coworkers\u003cbr\u003e\nAdult humor and sarcastic holiday fans\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite elephant, stocking stuffers, or gag gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nPeople who appreciate brutally honest cheer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Why This Card Stands Out:\u003cbr\u003e\nUnapologetically funny and delightfully rude\u003cbr\u003e\nBold, simple design with major attitude\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect mix of festive and foul-mouthed\u003cbr\u003e\nA Christmas card they’ll never forget\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nShips fast within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged in a protective sleeve and rigid mailer\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale options available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644046496035,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644046528803,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644046561571,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644046594339,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7381350400_hdlw.jpg?v=1767991444"},{"product_id":"getting-closer-to-old-birthday-greeting-card","title":"Getting Closer to Old: Birthday Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring some laughs to their birthday with this clever aging joke card! Featuring an illustration of a classic New Balance shoe and the phrase “One year closer!” this funny card is perfect for milestone birthdays, gag gifts, or anyone who’s starting to feel their age (and maybe their dad-shoe era). 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