{"product_id":"dreaming-of-a-white-christmas-penguins-funny-christmas-cards","title":"Dreaming of a White Christmas Penguins : Funny Christmas Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eDreaming of a white Christmas? ❄️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWell… apparently the penguins have a different idea of what that means. 😂 This hilarious and wildly inappropriate Christmas card takes the classic “White Christmas” phrase and gives it a very questionable twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing two adorable penguins in a snowy winter scene, this card is perfect for the person with a dark sense of humor who appreciates Christmas cards that go just a little too far.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ What You’ll Receive:\u003cbr\u003e\nOne (1) funny adult Christmas card printed on premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal (or equally inappropriate) message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose between 4.25\" x 5.5\" or 5\" x 7\"\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🗣️ Front Text Reads:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Dreaming of a white Christmas?”\u003cbr\u003e\n“racist”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny Christmas cards for friends\u003cbr\u003e\nDark humor Christmas cards\u003cbr\u003e\nInappropriate and edgy holiday humor\u003cbr\u003e\nSarcastic Christmas gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nFriends with an unfiltered sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite elephant gifts and stocking stuffers\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who thinks traditional Christmas cards are boring\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Why This Card Stands Out:\u003cbr\u003e\nCute penguins + questionable humor = unforgettable Christmas card\u003cbr\u003e\nVintage-inspired winter artwork\u003cbr\u003e\nShort, simple, and brutally sarcastic\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for adults who love dark and inappropriate humor\u003cbr\u003e\nDefinitely not your grandma’s Christmas card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nShips fast within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged in a protective sleeve and rigid mailer\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale options available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512740626723,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512740659491,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512740692259,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512740725027,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.8386628002_mous.jpg?v=1787686058","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/dreaming-of-a-white-christmas-penguins-funny-christmas-cards","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}