{"product_id":"everything-sucks-gummy-bear-sticker-vinyl-waterproof-sticker","title":"Everything Sucks Gummy Bear Sticker: Vinyl WATERPROOF Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes you just have to let the gummy bears say it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis colorful retro-inspired sticker features four dancing gummy bears beneath a rainbow with the delightfully honest phrase \"Everything Sucks.\" Equal parts adorable and existential, it's perfect for anyone who copes with life through sarcasm, dark humor, and cute things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for decorating your laptop, water bottle, Kindle, journal, planner, notebook, tumbler, or anywhere that deserves a little cheerful pessimism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePremium waterproof vinyl sticker\u003cbr\u003e\nWeather-resistant and scratch-resistant\u003cbr\u003e\nWaterproof but not UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e\nDishwasher safe (hand washing recommended for longest life)\u003cbr\u003e\nMatte finish with vibrant colors\u003cbr\u003e\nProfessionally printed from original Pixel Reverie Co. artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA fun gift for friends with sarcastic humor, anxiety survivors, overworked adults, students, coworkers, therapists, or anyone whose emotional support aesthetic includes rainbows and existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: These stickers are waterproof and dishwasher safe, though hand washing is recommended to help preserve their appearance. They are not UV resistant and are not intended for prolonged outdoor exposure, such as on vehicles or other items left in direct sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"2\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512760844579,"sku":null,"price":4.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512760877347,"sku":null,"price":5.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512760910115,"sku":null,"price":6.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.8357616568_58ia.jpg?v=1787686256","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/everything-sucks-gummy-bear-sticker-vinyl-waterproof-sticker","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}