{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-getting-older-humor-rooster-card","title":"Funny Birthday Card – Getting Older Humor – Rooster Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eAging brings wisdom… and a growing understanding of why some creatures just wake up and scream. This funny card features a rooster and a painfully relatable truth about getting older. Perfect for birthdays or anytime life feels a little too loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ What You’ll Receive:\u003cbr\u003e\nOne (1) funny card\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on premium, thick cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside—write your own message (supportive or equally unhinged)\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size: 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" — perfect for mailing or gifting\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🗣️ Front Text Reads:\u003cbr\u003e\n“The older I get, the more I understand why a rooster screams to start his day.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\nBirthdays for friends who “get it”\u003cbr\u003e\nGetting older humor lovers\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone running on caffeine and mild rage\u003cbr\u003e\nPeople who wake up already done with the day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Why This Card Stands Out:\u003cbr\u003e\nHilariously relatable take on aging\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect balance of humor and truth\u003cbr\u003e\nGreat for multiple occasions, not just birthdays\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-quality cardstock and professional printing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged in a protective sleeve \u0026amp; rigid mailer\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512816288035,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512816320803,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512816353571,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512816386339,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7884078618_ezx9.jpg?v=1787686699","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/funny-birthday-card-getting-older-humor-rooster-card","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}