{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-getting-older-humor-screaming-rooster","title":"Funny Birthday Card – Getting Older Humor – Screaming Rooster","description":"\u003cp\u003eAging brings wisdom… and a growing understanding of why some creatures just wake up and scream. This funny card features a rooster and a painfully relatable truth about getting older. Perfect for birthdays or anytime life feels a little too loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ What You’ll Receive:\u003cbr\u003eOne (1) funny card\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on premium, thick cardstock\u003cbr\u003eBlank inside—write your own message (supportive or equally unhinged)\u003cbr\u003eChoose size: 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" — perfect for mailing or gifting\u003cbr\u003eIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🗣️ Front Text Reads:\u003cbr\u003e“The older I get, the more I understand why the rooster screams to start his day.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003eBirthdays for friends who “get it”\u003cbr\u003eGetting older humor lovers\u003cbr\u003eAnyone running on caffeine and mild rage\u003cbr\u003ePeople who wake up already done with the day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Why This Card Stands Out:\u003cbr\u003eHilariously relatable take on aging\u003cbr\u003ePerfect balance of humor and truth\u003cbr\u003eGreat for multiple occasions, not just birthdays\u003cbr\u003eHigh-quality cardstock and professional printing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging:\u003cbr\u003eShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003ePackaged in a protective sleeve \u0026amp; rigid mailer\u003cbr\u003eBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54914003927331,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54914003960099,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54914003992867,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54914004025635,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7884182122_qoeg.webp?v=1775769660","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/funny-birthday-card-getting-older-humor-screaming-rooster","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}