{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-stay-safe-eat-cake-sarcastic-humor","title":"Funny Birthday Card: \"Stay Safe, Eat Cake\" – Sarcastic Humor","description":"\u003cp\u003eNothing says “happy birthday” like questionable life advice. This dark humor birthday card delivers a wildly inappropriate (but technically logical?) reminder to stay safe… by eating cake. Perfect for friends who appreciate bold jokes and a little chaos on their special day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ What You’ll Receive:\u003cbr\u003e\nOne (1) funny birthday card\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on premium, thick cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside—write your own message (sweet or equally unhinged)\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size: 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" — perfect for mailing or gifting\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🗣️ Front Text Reads:\u003cbr\u003e\n“The more you weigh, the harder it is to be kidnapped.\u003cbr\u003e\nStay safe, eat cake!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\nFriends with a dark sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\nBirthdays that call for something unexpected\u003cbr\u003e\nPeople who love inappropriate jokes\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who prefers laughs over sappy messages\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Why This Card Stands Out:\u003cbr\u003e\nBold, shocking humor that gets a reaction\u003cbr\u003e\nUnexpected twist on a birthday message\u003cbr\u003e\nMemorable and definitely not boring\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-quality cardstock and professional printing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged in a protective sleeve \u0026amp; rigid mailer\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512808063267,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512808096035,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512808128803,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512808161571,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7882762873_nbzn.jpg?v=1787686647","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/funny-birthday-card-stay-safe-eat-cake-sarcastic-humor","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}