{"product_id":"funny-friendship-card-old-and-senile-friends","title":"Funny Friendship Card – Old and Senile Friends","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate friendship with a hilarious twist! This funny card features the phrase “We’re going to be old until we’re old and senile and then we’ll be new friends.” Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or just because, it’s a playful reminder that good friends are timeless—even when memory fails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne funny friendship card printed on thick, premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" – easy to mail or gift\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“We’re going to be old until we’re old and senile and then we’ll be new friends”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny best friend birthday cards\u003cbr\u003e\nGalentine’s Day or friendship celebrations\u003cbr\u003e\nCards for sisters, cousins, or lifelong friends\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who enjoys clever, sarcastic humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nPlayful and witty design\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal wording that stands out from generic friendship cards\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for celebrating lifelong friendship at any age\u003cbr\u003e\nA card that’s both funny and heartwarming\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShipping Info\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged carefully to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512785158435,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512785191203,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512785223971,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512785256739,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7234196158_oczf.jpg?v=1787686436","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/funny-friendship-card-old-and-senile-friends","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}