{"product_id":"funny-just-because-card-about-those-murder-hornets-do-i-send-them-a-list","title":"Funny \"Just Because\" Card - About Those Murder Hornets, Do I Send Them a List?","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen flowers and glitter just don’t cut it, unleash some dark humor instead. This funny greeting card reads: “About these murder hornets. Do they take special requests?” Perfect for friends with a sarcastic streak, coworkers who thrive on inappropriate humor, or anyone who loves a good apocalyptic laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne premium greeting card printed on thick, high-quality cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside so you can plot revenge or write something sweet (your choice)\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" – easy to mail or pair with a gift\u003cbr\u003e\nComes with a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“So… about those murder hornets. Do I send them a list of names or what? How does this work?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003cbr\u003e\nDark humor cards for friends and family\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny coworker gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nSarcastic everyday greetings\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who lived through 2020 and deserves a laugh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal, witty design you won’t find in a big box store\u003cbr\u003e\nA guaranteed laugh for people who appreciate a little chaos humor\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect mix of edgy and relatable\u003cbr\u003e\nMakes a great “just because” card to drop in the mail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShipping Info\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged flat with care to avoid bending\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale options available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644059275555,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644059308323,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644059341091,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644059373859,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7448081837_lclu.jpg?v=1767991564","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/funny-just-because-card-about-those-murder-hornets-do-i-send-them-a-list","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}