{"product_id":"funny-mom-card-dark-humor-mothers-day-card","title":"Funny Mom Card – Dark Humor Mother's Day Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome love languages are a little… aggressive. This dark-humor card is for the mom who knows your heart is pure, even if your wording is feral. Bold, ridiculous, and undeniably affectionate, it’s the ultimate compliment wrapped in chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ What You’ll Receive:\u003cbr\u003eOne (1) funny card for mom\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on premium, thick cardstock\u003cbr\u003eBlank inside—perfect for adding a sincere follow-up (recommended)\u003cbr\u003eChoose size: 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" — perfect for mailing or gifting\u003cbr\u003eIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🗣️ Front Text Reads:\u003cbr\u003e“You’re the best mom!\u003cbr\u003eIf I had another mom,\u003cbr\u003eI would punch her in the face\u003cbr\u003eand go find you!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003eMother’s Day cards for moms with a great sense of humor\u003cbr\u003eBirthday cards for moms who raised a little chaos\u003cbr\u003eAdult children who show love through jokes\u003cbr\u003eFamilies who appreciate dark, exaggerated humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Why This Card Stands Out:\u003cbr\u003eOver-the-top humor that’s clearly rooted in love\u003cbr\u003eUnexpected and unforgettable punchline\u003cbr\u003eNot your typical sappy Mother’s Day card\u003cbr\u003eHigh-quality cardstock and professional printing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging:\u003cbr\u003eShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003ePackaged in a protective sleeve \u0026amp; rigid mailer\u003cbr\u003eBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54790242271523,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54790242304291,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54790242337059,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54790242369827,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7724747919_tt76.jpg?v=1772577356","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/funny-mom-card-dark-humor-mothers-day-card","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}