{"product_id":"funny-retirement-greeting-card","title":"Funny Retirement Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive someone a laugh with this funny retirement card that says: “I was gonna tell a joke about retired people but none of them work.” Perfect for coworkers, friends, or family who are heading into retirement and deserve a good laugh with their cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne funny retirement card printed on premium, heavy cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside so you can write your own heartfelt (or sarcastic) message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\"  – perfect for gifting or mailing\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“I was gonna tell a joke about retired people but none of them work.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny retirement cards for coworkers or bosses\u003cbr\u003e\nSarcastic greeting cards for family and friends\u003cbr\u003e\nOffice humor gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nMilestone celebration with a laugh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal, witty design they won’t find in stores\u003cbr\u003e\nThe perfect mix of humor and celebration\u003cbr\u003e\nGuaranteed to get a smile (and probably an eye roll)\u003cbr\u003e\nMakes a memorable keepsake for a big life moment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShipping Info\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged with care to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644052623651,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644052656419,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7265141416_90sj.jpg?v=1767991501","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/funny-retirement-greeting-card","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}