{"product_id":"merry-christmas-asshole-funny-christmas-cards","title":"Merry Christmas Asshole: Funny Christmas Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen you love them dearly but… they’re still an asshole. This blunt and hilarious Christmas card says exactly what you’re thinking: “Merry Christmas, Asshole.” Equal parts festive and offensive, it’s perfect for that friend, sibling, or coworker who thrives on sarcasm and inappropriate humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ What You’ll Receive:\u003cbr\u003e\nOne (1) funny adult Christmas card printed on premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal (or equally rude) message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose between 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\" — easy to mail or gift\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🗣️ Front Text Reads:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Merry Christmas, Asshole.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny Christmas cards for friends or coworkers\u003cbr\u003e\nAdult humor and sarcastic holiday fans\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite elephant, stocking stuffers, or gag gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nPeople who appreciate brutally honest cheer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Why This Card Stands Out:\u003cbr\u003e\nUnapologetically funny and delightfully rude\u003cbr\u003e\nBold, simple design with major attitude\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect mix of festive and foul-mouthed\u003cbr\u003e\nA Christmas card they’ll never forget\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nShips fast within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged in a protective sleeve and rigid mailer\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale options available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644046496035,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644046528803,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644046561571,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644046594339,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7381350400_hdlw.jpg?v=1767991444","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/merry-christmas-asshole-funny-christmas-cards","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}