{"product_id":"spoiler-alert-funny-christmas-cards","title":"Spoiler Alert! : Funny Christmas Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen you want to wish someone a Merry Christmas… but also make sure they know how the story ends. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious Christmas card puts a brutally honest twist on the classic nativity scene. Featuring the familiar cast of Christmas characters and the very important spoiler: **“He dies.”** Because technically… it’s true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, irreverent Christmas jokes, and cards that are just a little bit inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ **What You’ll Receive:**\u003cbr\u003e\nOne (1) funny adult Christmas card printed on premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal (or equally inappropriate) message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose between 4.25\" x 5.5\" or 5\" x 7\"\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🗣️ **Front Text Reads:**\u003cbr\u003e\n“Spoiler alert…\u003cbr\u003e\nhe dies.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 **Perfect For:**\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny Christmas cards for friends and family\u003cbr\u003e\nDark humor and sarcastic Christmas fans\u003cbr\u003e\nIrreverent or inappropriate holiday humor\u003cbr\u003e\nFriends who appreciate a good Christmas roast\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite elephant gifts and stocking stuffers\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who has heard the Christmas story approximately 700 times\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💬 **Why This Card Stands Out:**\u003cbr\u003e\nA hilarious twist on the traditional nativity scene\u003cbr\u003e\nBold, colorful retro-inspired artwork\u003cbr\u003e\nDark humor without being overly complicated\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for the person who thinks normal Christmas cards are boring\u003cbr\u003e\nGuaranteed to get a laugh—or at least a very confused look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📦 **Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging:**\u003cbr\u003e\nShips fast within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged in a protective sleeve and rigid mailer\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale options available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512728600867,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512728633635,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512728666403,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":55512728699171,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.8386462804_q8rh.jpg?v=1787686000","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/spoiler-alert-funny-christmas-cards","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}