{"product_id":"to-commemorate-your-ongoing-agreement-to-not-strangle-me-funny-anniversary-card","title":"To Commemorate Your Ongoing Agreement to Not Strangle Me - Funny Anniversary Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eKeep romance alive with sarcasm and survival. This hilarious card reads: “To commemorate your ongoing agreement to not strangle me, enjoy this folded piece of paper.” Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or any day you feel grateful your partner hasn’t murdered you yet. Equal parts funny and relatable, this card is ideal for couples who thrive on humor and honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne funny greeting card printed on thick, premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside so you can add your own personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\"  – perfect for mailing or gifting\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a crisp white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“To commemorate your ongoing agreement to not strangle me, enjoy this folded piece of paper.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny anniversary cards for couples\u003cbr\u003e\nSarcastic Valentine’s Day cards\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous love cards for spouses or partners\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who appreciates dark or relatable humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty, original design that nails relationship reality\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect mix of sarcasm and affection\u003cbr\u003e\nGuaranteed to get a laugh (and possibly an eye roll)\u003cbr\u003e\nA memorable card they’ll actually keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShipping Info\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged carefully to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644054327587,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644054360355,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644054393123,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644054425891,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7313228137_mfgc.jpg?v=1767991519","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/to-commemorate-your-ongoing-agreement-to-not-strangle-me-funny-anniversary-card","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}