{"product_id":"youre-my-favorite-hoe-funny-greeting-card","title":"You're My Favorite Hoe: Funny Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSend some cheeky love with this hilariously bold card! Featuring the phrase “You’re my favorite hoe,” this funny card is perfect for friends, partners, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor and playful teasing. Great for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or just because, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\nOne funny greeting card printed on thick, premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose size options of either 4.25\"x5.5\" or 5\"x7\"  – easy to mail or gift\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Text Reads\u003cbr\u003e\n“You’re my favorite hoe”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny cards for best friends or significant others\u003cbr\u003e\nCheeky birthday, Galentine’s, or “just because” cards\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who enjoys playful, sarcastic humor\u003cbr\u003e\nUnique card for those with a bold sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nClever and original wording\u003cbr\u003e\nA card that stands out from generic greeting cards\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect mix of humor and affection\u003cbr\u003e\nGuaranteed to make them laugh and remember your card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShipping Info\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within 1–3 business days from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaged carefully to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e\nBulk and wholesale orders available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Reverie Co","offers":[{"title":"1 card - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644037517603,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 card - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644037550371,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 4.25\u0026quot;x5.5\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644037583139,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 cards - 5\u0026quot;x7\u0026quot;","offer_id":54644037615907,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/9309\/3667\/files\/il_fullxfull.7234243100_5h5o.jpg?v=1767991368","url":"https:\/\/pixelreverieco.com\/products\/youre-my-favorite-hoe-funny-greeting-card","provider":"Pixel Reverie Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}