Dear Diary, Today I Almost Slapped a Bitch: Vinyl WATERPROOF Sticker

This funny vinyl sticker features the phrase “Dear diary, today I almost slapped a bitch,” delivering peak sarcasm and unfiltered inner monologue energy. It’s exaggerated, dramatic, and meant purely as humor for anyone who survives daily life through restraint and dark jokes.

Perfect for laptops, journals, planners, notebooks, and other indoor surfaces, this sticker adds bold personality wherever it’s placed. It makes a hilarious gift for friends with a sharp sense of humor, coworkers who are holding it together, or anyone who uses humor as a coping mechanism.

Printed on high-quality waterproof vinyl with a smooth matte finish, this sticker is durable for everyday use. It is not UV resistant, so it’s best suited for indoor use and should not be exposed to prolonged direct sunlight or outdoor conditions.

No slapping occurred. Emotional growth was attempted.