Funny Anxiety Card – “There Isn’t Enough Xanax for This Shit” – Sloth Card

Some days are just… a lot. This funny, slightly unhinged card features a chill little sloth paired with a very honest message about surviving the chaos. Perfect for friends who cope with humor, dark jokes, and just trying to make it through the day.

✉️ What You’ll Receive:
One (1) funny card
Printed on premium, thick cardstock
Blank inside—write your own message (supportive, sarcastic, or equally unhinged)
Choose size: 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7" — perfect for mailing or gifting
Includes a crisp white envelope

🗣️ Front Text Reads:
“There isn’t enough xanax for this shit”

🎯 Perfect For:
Friends dealing with stress, anxiety, or chaos
Dark humor lovers
“Thinking of you” moments with attitude
Anyone who appreciates honesty over fluff

💬 Why This Card Stands Out:
Adorable sloth paired with wildly relatable humor
Balances cute and chaotic perfectly
A unique alternative to typical encouragement cards
High-quality cardstock and professional printing

📦 Shipping & Packaging:
Ships within 1–3 business days from the USA
Packaged in a protective sleeve & rigid mailer
Bulk and wholesale orders available