Funny Birthday Card: Milk Sniff, Savage Humor

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Age checks and sniff tests aside — this cheeky card reads: “I’m not saying you’re old but if you were milk i’d sniff you first.” Perfect for friends with a savage sense of humor who appreciate a blunt, hilarious roast more than a sappy card.

What’s Included
One funny birthday/roast card printed on thick, premium cardstock
Blank inside for your personal message
Choose size options of either 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7" – perfect for mailing or gifting
Includes a crisp white envelope

Front Text Reads
“I’m not saying you’re old but if you were milk i’d sniff you first”

Great For
Funny birthday cards for friends with a dark sense of humor
Roast-style cards and gag gifts
Milestone birthdays and adult parties
Anyone who loves blunt, savage humor

Why You’ll Love It
Bold, unforgettable wording that gets an immediate laugh
Original design—way better than a bland store card
Perfect for the friend who can take (and dish) a joke
A memorable keepsake that stands out in any card stack

Shipping Info
Ships within 1–3 business days from the USA
Packaged carefully in protective sleeve & rigid mailer to prevent bending
Bulk and wholesale orders available