Funny "Just Because" Card - About Those Murder Hornets, Do I Send Them a List?

When flowers and glitter just don’t cut it, unleash some dark humor instead. This funny greeting card reads: “About these murder hornets. Do they take special requests?” Perfect for friends with a sarcastic streak, coworkers who thrive on inappropriate humor, or anyone who loves a good apocalyptic laugh.

What’s Included
One premium greeting card printed on thick, high-quality cardstock
Blank inside so you can plot revenge or write something sweet (your choice)
Choose size options of either 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7" – easy to mail or pair with a gift
Comes with a crisp white envelope

Front Text Reads
“So… about those murder hornets. Do I send them a list of names or what? How does this work?”

Great For
Dark humor cards for friends and family
Funny coworker gifts
Sarcastic everyday greetings
Anyone who lived through 2020 and deserves a laugh

Why You’ll Love It
Original, witty design you won’t find in a big box store
A guaranteed laugh for people who appreciate a little chaos humor
Perfect mix of edgy and relatable
Makes a great “just because” card to drop in the mail

Shipping Info
Ships within 1–3 business days from the USA
Packaged flat with care to avoid bending
Bulk and wholesale options available