Funny Retirement Greeting Card

Give someone a laugh with this funny retirement card that says: “I was gonna tell a joke about retired people but none of them work.” Perfect for coworkers, friends, or family who are heading into retirement and deserve a good laugh with their cake.

What’s Included
One funny retirement card printed on premium, heavy cardstock
Blank inside so you can write your own heartfelt (or sarcastic) message
Choose size options of either 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7" – perfect for gifting or mailing
White envelope included

Front Text Reads
“I was gonna tell a joke about retired people but none of them work.”

Great For
Funny retirement cards for coworkers or bosses
Sarcastic greeting cards for family and friends
Office humor gifts
Milestone celebration with a laugh

Why You’ll Love It
Original, witty design they won’t find in stores
The perfect mix of humor and celebration
Guaranteed to get a smile (and probably an eye roll)
Makes a memorable keepsake for a big life moment

Shipping Info
Ships within 1–3 business days from the USA
Packaged with care to prevent bending
Bulk and wholesale orders available