I Used To Live In Your Balls - Funny Greeting Card

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Make Dad laugh out loud this Father’s Day with a card he’ll never forget! Featuring a playful illustration of a sperm and the hilarious phrase “Happy Father’s Day, I used to live in your balls. From your fastest swimmer,” this cheeky card is equal parts funny and outrageous. Perfect for dads who appreciate humor that’s a little on the wild side.

What’s Included
One funny Father’s Day card printed on thick, premium cardstock
Blank inside for your personal message
Standard A7 size (5" x 7") – easy to mail or gift
White envelope included

Front Text Reads
“Happy Father’s Day I used to live in your balls. From your fastest swimmer”

Great For
Funny Father’s Day cards from kids
Inappropriate or cheeky Father’s Day humor
Unique Father’s Day gifts that stand out
Dads with a great sense of humor

Why You’ll Love It
Bold and hilarious design
Original illustration with laugh-out-loud wording
A Father’s Day card he’ll definitely remember
Perfect for dads who love inappropriate jokes

Shipping Info
Ships within 1–3 business days from the USA
Packaged carefully to prevent bending
Bulk and wholesale orders available