May You Birthday Cake Be MOIST: Funny Birthday Card

Wish them the happiest (and most awkward) birthday with this hilarious card that says: “May your birthday cake be moist and may no one use that word to describe it.” Perfect for anyone who loves a little inappropriate humor and hates the word moist just as much as everyone else does.

✉️ What You’ll Receive:
One (1) funny birthday card printed on thick, premium cardstock
Blank inside for your personal message
Available in 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7" — easy to mail or gift
Includes a crisp white envelope

🗣️ Front Text Reads:
“May your birthday cake be moist and may no one use that word to describe it.”

🎯 Perfect For:
Funny birthday cards for friends or coworkers
Sarcastic humor lovers and adult birthdays
Fans of cringe-worthy jokes and wordplay
Anyone who loves a good laugh (and hates that word)

💬 Why This Card Stands Out:
Relatable, laugh-out-loud humor
Perfect mix of wit and mild discomfort
High-quality cardstock and bold design
A card they’ll definitely remember — for better or worse

📦 Shipping & Packaging:
Ships within 1–3 business days from the USA
Packaged carefully to prevent bending
Bulk and wholesale orders available