Merry Christmas Asshole: Funny Christmas Cards

When you love them dearly but… they’re still an asshole. This blunt and hilarious Christmas card says exactly what you’re thinking: “Merry Christmas, Asshole.” Equal parts festive and offensive, it’s perfect for that friend, sibling, or coworker who thrives on sarcasm and inappropriate humor.

✉️ What You’ll Receive:
One (1) funny adult Christmas card printed on premium cardstock
Blank inside for your personal (or equally rude) message
Choose between 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7" — easy to mail or gift
Includes a crisp white envelope

🗣️ Front Text Reads:
“Merry Christmas, Asshole.”

🎯 Perfect For:
Funny Christmas cards for friends or coworkers
Adult humor and sarcastic holiday fans
White elephant, stocking stuffers, or gag gifts
People who appreciate brutally honest cheer

💬 Why This Card Stands Out:
Unapologetically funny and delightfully rude
Bold, simple design with major attitude
Perfect mix of festive and foul-mouthed
A Christmas card they’ll never forget

📦 Shipping & Packaging:
Ships fast within 1–3 business days from the USA
Packaged in a protective sleeve and rigid mailer
Bulk and wholesale options available