Your Warranty Has Officially Expired: Funny Birthday Card

Getting older is rough… but at least it comes with jokes. This hilarious card reads: “Happy Birthday — your warranty has officially expired.” Perfect for friends, coworkers, or family members who can laugh about aging, broken parts, and the joys of getting old.

What’s Included
One funny birthday card printed on thick, premium cardstock
Blank inside for your personal message
Choose size options of either 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7" – perfect for mailing or gifting
Includes a crisp white envelope

Front Text Reads
“Happy Birthday — your warranty has officially expired.”

Great For
Funny birthday cards for friends or coworkers
Over-the-hill or milestone birthdays
Sarcastic humor lovers
Anyone who’s not afraid of a little aging joke

Why You’ll Love It
Relatable, witty design that hits just right
Perfect mix of sarcasm and celebration
A birthday card they’ll actually laugh at
Ideal for adults who appreciate dark humor and honesty

Shipping Info
Ships within 1–3 business days from the USA
Packaged carefully to prevent bending
Bulk and wholesale orders available